Larb, lahb, laab, lahp, lap, laap – all you do is talk.

“You should try the larb,” Charlie tells a first time guest. “It’s the national dish of Laos.” He’s referring to chicken larb, or┬álarb gai, the restaurant’s take on the popular marinated meat salad. The larb is finely minced chicken fragrant with herbs, a small dousing of fish sauce, lime juice, chilies, and scallions, complimented with […]

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RESTAURANT

1. What possesses people to willingly open a restaurant is beyond normal comprehension. The amount of money spent to give one of these unaerodynamic giants lift for even a minute far outweighs what they pay out in years. Famously, the odds are against the restaurateur. People trade a perfectly functional life punching in and out […]

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Fermentation Pt. 1

Our kingdom of human kind is founded on unseen universes. Past the blanket of clouds, the mighty cosmos was once believed to be populated by supernatural beings that’s justice and jealousy spurred the movements of everything here on earth. In the past century, humankind has dedicated millions of dollars in resources to create telescopes capable […]

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Casual Racism

THE FOLLOWING EVENTS ARE TRUE. THE DEPICTIONS ARE DRAMATIZATIONS WITH ACTORS. ICE T: Let’s run down the facts one more time. So you’re trying to tell me that white people just walk in to your restaurant and say racist shit just because you’re Asian? LAOHAUS: Again, for the fifteenth time, Ice T, that’s exactly what […]

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