THE FOLLOWING EVENTS ARE TRUE. THE DEPICTIONS ARE DRAMATIZATIONS WITH ACTORS.
ICE T: Let’s run down the facts one more time. So you’re trying to tell me that white people just walk in to your restaurant and say racist shit just because you’re Asian?
LAOHAUS: Again, for the fifteenth time, Ice T, that’s exactly what we’re saying.
ICE T: That’s fucked up.
Two middle aged white men walk in.
“I’ll just get chicken fried rice.”
“We don’t have chicken fried rice.”
“Don’t have chicken fried rice…”
“What kind of fucking Chinese restaurant is this?”
“I’ll just have a wanton soup please.”
“Our menu is right there. Sorry, we don’t have wanton soup.”
“They don’t have wanton soup? That’s what I was going to get. Now I don’t know what I’m going to have! Lets just go somewhere else.”
“I’ll get the chicken larb, please and thank you.”
“Larb must be the word for dog!”