All that’s fit to print

This is a story that was relayed to me second hand. Not a primary source. Gossip, if you will. It involves a very nice couple enjoying a meal at Laohaus. I’m told they were extremely pleasant. They said that they had eaten there last year and they were excited to eat there again. After they’d […]

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The thing about labels

“Like with the spicy thing, I don’t know how to do that – it’s not in my culture, we don’t do the mild, medium, hot, suicide, extreme because at the end of that scale is real ethnic spicy that people eat every day. We didn’t have to invent that system. We’ve already toned it down […]

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“With a bit of luck, his life was ruined forever. Always thinking that just behind some narrow door in all of his favorite bars, men in red woolen shirts are getting incredible kicks from things he’ll never know.” – Hunter S. Thompson, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas Early in the service, Hilde brings back […]

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Larb, lahb, laab, lahp, lap, laap – all you do is talk.

“You should try the larb,” Charlie tells a first time guest. “It’s the national dish of Laos.” He’s referring to chicken larb, or larb gai, the restaurant’s take on the popular marinated meat salad. The larb is finely minced chicken fragrant with herbs, a small dousing of fish sauce, lime juice, chilies, and scallions, complimented with […]

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RESTAURANT

1. What possesses people to willingly open a restaurant is beyond normal comprehension. The amount of money spent to give one of these unaerodynamic giants lift for even a minute far outweighs what they pay out in years. Famously, the odds are against the restaurateur. People trade a perfectly functional life punching in and out […]

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Word up

“These menus have been driving me insane since I re-did them,” Chris says on the topic of his sleek blackboard menus. The wall menus at Laohaus provide a particular atmosphere to the restaurant. The boards themselves are shiny, polished and very clean looking; the vibrant coloured marker font jumps out. The chirography is particular, loose, […]

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